illkim:

"-and that’s that’s my presentation"

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menthuthuyoupi:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

chriscruzism:

Popular Actor Colton Haynes photographed by Steven Klein and styled by Nicola Formichetti, for the latest issue ofVMAN magazine.

Nicki + 2014 Fashion

oliviabettina:

If you EVER come for gagas raw vocal talent I will literally send you 400 links of her belting some notes live all the way back to when she sang captivated at that nyu talent show in 2005 I swear y’all better tread lightly with me on that topic…. I will not accept that level of ignorance from anyone

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

heidiblairmontag:

Everyone knows tinkerbell died in 2005 when she ran away and got eaten by a coyote and paris just replaced her

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

fstw:

amoyed:

I wanna fuck so many of you

Nice nice but I wanna eat this turkey bacon BLT

what the fuck is a blt

Do you not have Bacon Lettuce Tomato sandwiches in the UK….

if we did we’d just call it a “bacon lettuce tomato sandwich”

So you guys don’t have abbreviations either? Laugh Out Loud…..