spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

awwww-cute:

My mom strapped my kitten into a Pillow Pet and she fell asleep there

awwww-cute:

My mom strapped my kitten into a Pillow Pet and she fell asleep there

DRESSING UP FOR THE FIRST DAY OF CLASSES

college-life-crisis:

Freshmen:

image

Seniors:

image

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

(IMO) Top 5 Most Beautiful or Attractive

brusts:

blackdenimjeans:

zodiac—signs:

Libra
Capricorn
Virgo
Pisces
Aquarius

Virgo should be 1st

im reporting this blog

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

cynicallys:

Anisocoria: inequality in the size of the pupils of the eyes.

cynicallys:

Anisocoria: inequality in the size of the pupils of the eyes.

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

Nicki Minaj - Selfie queen